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• The tailor succeeds because he uses his skills (Zi

  by Spencer Leonard March 19, 2012
  The tailor succeeds because he uses his skills (Zipes, Brothers, 87). Jack Zipes says that the hero in such tales "demonstrate a distinct willingness to rectify social injustice particularly when they are class related" (Brothers, 87).Tatar states, "The tale not only celebrates the wit, cunning, and...

• Where do shellfish go to borrow money

  by Spencer Leonard March 17, 2012
  Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basin!What fish only swims at night?A starfish!How do fish...

• wo unemployed guys are talking

  by Spencer Leonard March 15, 2012
  wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming.""Yes I do!""Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?""Well, then I take that bi...

• A fifth grader looked down

  by Spencer Leonard March 12, 2012
  A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well, uh, yes it is." replied Carol. "I made my homework paper into a paper airplane.""Carol, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfo...